But as all your friends opt for more romantic plans with their SO (and Instagramming the whole thing), you're trying to avoid social media as much as possible.
When you're 35, you can date a 24-and-a-half-year-old woman.
So the ripe old age of 14 -- the age when you still have pimples, are as insecure as can be and are unlikely to get anything more than a kiss from a woman your own age -- is the only time when you can enjoy dating a woman your own age? Add seven to that, so you can date a 12-year-old -- an older woman"?
What about if your 10-year-old looks at you and says, "I'm ready to date, Dad"? There is so much a 12-year-old can teach a 10-year-old -- advanced coloring, advanced texting, and so many other important life skills. You're 20 years old and, under this rule, you can date a 17-year-old. There you are in college, and you get to go back to high school again to find a girlfriend.
When you're 40, you can date a woman who is 27 years old. Under this formula, you can't even date a woman over the age of 30 until you have hit 46. Half the time you can't even get out of bed without feeling pain, but thanks to Cialis, you're always ready to go. As a man, though, you are congratulated if you are 80 years old and dating a woman who is 47 years old. If you are 40 years old, try dating women who are between 33 and 47 years old.
You might learn something instead of always being the guy who has to teach.