Resources for Partners & Families MBA Parental Accommodation Policy As a member (and tireless supporter) of the Forté Foundation, the Texas MBA Program is committed to helping develop women business leaders—from our outstanding female faculty to the industry leaders who speak on campus every semester.
EARLIER THIS MONTH, STUDENTS from Tel Aviv University’s (TAU) International MBA Program descended on the Santa Monica offices of Philosophie, a digital innovation firm, to present their high-tech ventures to a panel of experts.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one.""Me first! The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her."I am going to eat you for lunch! If you like, you can come into my hole and read it for yourself.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof!
The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. Date: Wed, 0200 From: "Raj Lippi" X-Priority: 3 Subject: BACHELORS, MBA, DOCTORATE, PHD Status: RO U N I V E R S I T Y D I P L O M A S Bachelors, Masters, MBA, and Doctorate (Ph D) Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power, and the Admiration of all. DID YOU KNOW that you could earn your legitimate Associate's, Bachelor's, Master's or even Doctorate degree, utilizing your already existing professional or academic expertise?
These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph. Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities based on your present knowledge and life experience. Bachelors, Masters, MBA, and Doctorate (Ph D) diplomas available in the field of your choice. Prepare for the professional advancement you deserve.
(Barbie Medicine Cabinet not available without a prescription). Comes with miniature obsolete PC (in pink of course), rickety desk, and over a dozen miniature Mountain Dew cans to decorate your workstation with (Mountain Dew deposit not included in price. GRADUATE ADVISOR KEN, Barbie's mentor and advisor in her quest for knowledge, higher education and decreased self esteem.
Grad Advisor Ken (tm) comes with a supply of red pens and a permanent frown.
The moral of the story: The title of your dissertation doesn't matter. But noooooo, Mom and Dad wanted a masters degree, I wish somebody would drop a bomb on the school so that I'd have an excuse to stop working on my degree that's sucking every last drop of life force out of my withered and degraded excuse for a soul..." (9V lithium batteries sold separately)Grad School Barbie is anatomically correct to teach kids about the exciting changes that come with pursuing a higher education.
A computer with the controversial work was in one corner surrounded by discarded papers. Every Graduate School Barbie comes with these fun filled features guaranteed to delight and entertain for hours: Grad School Barbie comes out of the box with a big grin on her face that turns into a frown after 2 weeks or her first advisor meeting (whichever comes first).
And on one side of the room there was a pile of fox bones, while on the other side there was a pile of wolf bones. Graduate School Barbie comes in two forms: Delusional Master's Barbie (tm) and Ph. She also has adorable black circles under her delightfully bloodshot eyes.
From being a long-standing member of the Consortium for Graduate Studies in Management to participating in the first year of the Reaching Out LGBTQ fellowship program, MCombs welcomes and supports new and expectant parents in each incoming class.
The MBA Program Office works with each student to balance the demands of pregnancy and/or new parenthood with the responsibilities of academic life.