Episode 239: Local Girl Mysteriously Disappears An undead ghoul from the 18th century kidnaps a waitress from the local coffee shop, puts her in his dead girlfriend’s wedding dress and takes her on a make-believe date. Episode 240: Open House We review the appropriate security protocol for vampires who have a hypnotized girl on the premises. Snuffleupagus Another etiquette lesson for the criminally insane: How to react when you find uninvited guests hanging out in your house with your brainwashed girlfriend. Woodard thinks he’s going to find out who kidnapped Maggie by looking at her blood tests. Woodard shows up at the Old House and asks Willie for another blood sample, which is a totally normal thing that doctors do.
Episode 213: I’m Upset About Something I explain why . Episode 214: Very Much Alive Barnabas talks about pyramids and plaster for a while.Episode 222: Whom It Was Barnabas makes a social call, and we learn why castles don’t get stormed very often.Also, Sam Evans has 22 words to say; let’s see how many he can remember before the end of the scene.Episode 238: Unreal Estate Vicki and Carolyn just walk right into the Old House and look around.This is technically suspenseful but you have to be pretty generous about it.