We were all laughing and joking when someone asked what my birthday wish was for the year. Right Now (sorry mom), I have been single for 4 years I am tired of working on myself I want to work on someone else.
After much laughter and remarks about my non-sex life, one of my friends said I can set you up with my ex-husband, actually will you please date him?
So I laughing said sure give him my number I am desperate enough to date my friend's ex-husband.
Now I didn't think she would really do it, after all that's weird setting friends up with your ex-husband, no matter how casual of friends. Random texts from people I don’t know wishing me happy bday is odd even for my life.
He will list off all of the reasons for why he is the way he is as justification.
Recently it was brought to my attention that I have not written about how I ended up dating my friend’s ex-husband, I have written about the dumb things he says, his patience with the things I do, my insecurities about our relationship and my frustrations but not about how we meet. So for all the curious out there this is how to date your friend’s ex-husband or at least how I ended up doing it.After even more laughter I said sure why not wait what's wrong with him. This of course caused us all to laugh more and ask why she is not married to him if there is nothing wrong with him.She claimed that they were just bad together but he is a good guy and good father.He is a broken bird who which you instinctively want to save, but my darling girl, you simply cannot. He will tell you he’s done with you at least a dozen times in those moments yet doesn't mean it, but for your own sake, I hope that you do.He will tell you it’s because of his drinking, or because of his father, or because of the life that’s been handed to him.