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“You had me at the proper use of ‘you’re'” one Pinterest card reads.

Another online dater says she wants to quickly meet dates offline “to lower the odds of me being turned off by your shoddy grammar and punctuation.” Smart. Have you lived in a box (but not a Tardis) for the past decade?

One unfortunate would-be-funny-if-he-weren’t-so-crude single got kicked off e Harmony for answering the personal question, “What do you like most in a woman? The dating site flagged the profile for its inappropriate language and kept this dick from offending single women online.

No doubt this lonely dude thought a sexual reference would be a flirtatious way to get a girl’s attention, and, hey, points for creativity.

We’ve collected our favorite funny jokes about online dating to let weary singles know they aren’t alone in thinking that modern dating is actually quite ridiculous. No matter how many times you tell guys that dick jokes and dick pics and dick moves are neither attractive nor appropriate, some willful singles just can’t resist pushing their gross brand of humor on dating websites.

However, some high-integrity dating platforms have chosen to fight back.

I’m left hanging and basically responding to my own messages. Douches use emoji because they can’t (or don’t want to) express their true emotions.

I tend to find these confused moments to be hilarious and endearing.

But, as Joke Over said in its meme: You’re doing it wrong.

Searching for online dating grammar jokes on Pinterest yields funny results, including this handy dating flow chart.

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There are some messages that guys send that just make our skin crawl.

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